One Giant Step Backwards For Adkind

This blog post is to be read adagio... in a sleepy monotone... by a voiceover artist whom everyone will try to identify in YouTube comments... but it won't be a star, really... because Jeff Bridges is such a sellout for doing those Hyundai ads, man.

Is there such a thing as an "unconsideration set"? 

If so, I'd like to add this Acura MDX SUV to the list, solely because of the inexcusable hubris of this TV commercial... 

... and paint-by-numbers predictability of its execution. Everything... 

from its platitude-laden copy... to its solemn soundtrack... 

.. and earnestly intoned voiceover... 

 ... makes me want to replace my 2003 Honda Pilot... now approaching 165,000 miles... 

... with something other than the "world's smartest luxury SUV for mankind."  

(Better yet, I think I'll keep driving my Pilot until it dies.)

The Extremely New 2014 Acura MDX.

One giant step backwards for adkind.