Seven Sure-Fire Ways to Get Retweeted, Reposted and Regaled

7. Pen a list of seven simplistic tips, and include the phrase “seven ways” in a bombastic headline.

6. Pen a list of six simplistic tips, and include the phrase “six ways” in a bombastic headline.

5. Pen a list of five simplistic tips, and include the phrase “five ways” in  in a bombastic headline.

4. Pen a list of four simplistic tips, and include the phrase “four ways” in a bombastic headline.

3. Pen a list of three simplistic tips, and include the phrase “three ways” in a bombastic headline.

2. Pen a list of two simplistic tips, and include the phrase “two ways” in a bombastic headline.

1. Coin a huggably homespun axiom that solves a complex problem in 140 characters or less. (Oh, and thanks for the retweets!)

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