There are a lot of jobs in communications I wouldn’t want. Imagine, for instance, defending caged-chicken farms.
Then you’d have to write a press release like this one that claims that free-range chickens endure more stress than caged birds because “they are constantly in fear of attack by predators.”
According to one expert: “A shadow comes over and they are completely startled.”
Now there’s a socially conscious trade association. Let’s hope the Office Cubicle Council doesn’t employ the same PR firm.
Breakfast poster: Café 212, Alfred Lerner Hall, Columbia University