I Know Why The Caged Bird Sings

CageFreeEggsColumbia.jpgThere are a lot of jobs in communications I wouldn’t want. Imagine, for instance, defending caged-chicken farms.

Then you’d have to write a press release like this one that claims that free-range chickens endure more stress than caged birds because “they are constantly in fear of attack by predators.”

According to one expert: “A shadow comes over and they are completely startled.”

Now there’s a socially conscious trade association. Let’s hope the Office Cubicle Council doesn’t employ the same PR firm.

Breakfast poster: Café 212, Alfred Lerner Hall, Columbia University