Predicting Monday’s Headlines: Will A-Rod Be Mister Not-Tober?

StungPost.jpgEven on my best day, I couldn’t equal the headline writers at the Post.

But I thought they could have done a lot better than “Stung!” this morning, after a swarm of insects invaded last night’s Yankee game in Cleveland.

If Alex Rodriguez’s slump continues—and the Yankees lose tomorrow night—I’m placing an early bet on Monday’s front page:

MR. NOT-TOBER.

Right now, I can’t find a Google hit for it. Or a single LexisNexis reference. So the phrase is up for grabs.